Dr Yolo
Carpe le fucking French Lads
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Have important things to discuss with Ze bestoh but she’s not answering el phono. On my phone so this is the only way to tell her!
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Do you feel like you’re on a boat all the time? Coz then I might have just come down with the same thing. Someone please make me better.
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Summer sesh! #elephantsaregreat #vodka #pissed #don’t remember this! (Taken with Instagram)
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Post reblogged from soz in advance bud
when I saw this the only joke I could come up with was about us being 13 going on 30. That could actually work for all your birthdays. D:it’s my birthday on friday the 13th and I CAN’T THINK OF A FUNNY JOKE ABOUT IT
piss piss pissy
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Post reblogged from soz in advance bud
the best thing to do after applying on the Internet is to ring to make sure they recieved your cv and answer any questions. It makes you seem eager and that’s how I got mystery shopping, giraffe and penneys :)I got frustrated and sent my CV to a million places on jobs.ie
PLEASE HIRE ME, STARBUCKS
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Continuing our week long session. We are bad at being functioning people lately but great at being 16!
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When the Tzar of Roooosha and the King of Proooosha landed in the Phoenix Park in a big bah-loon
They asked the Polish band to play the wearing of the Green
But the buggers in the depot didn’t know the chooon!Dubliners -
There’s a car on my road with the Dubliners blaring out and it reminded me of the time Hazel and me were really drunk so we had a rave to loads of Trad songs. <3 that BAMF
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Photo reblogged from soz in advance bud
Dee I have no credit to send this to you but whatcha think [I look less big in it it’s a bad angle
Couple things:
- If you weren’t my best friend I’d hate you for being so lovely
- You look lovely
- Wear this
- If I’m going I’ll tan your legs if you want coz I looks lovely without tights! :D
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Link reblogged from Passions Not Fashions
Big Bang Theory Drinking Game
1 Sip – Per sip of alcohol Raj takes
1 Sip – Sheldon says something grossly inappropriate
1 Sip – Jewish joke
1 Sip – Raj stops talking when a woman appears or 1 Drink per whisper when he can’t talk
1 Sip – The gang gets take-out food
1 Sip – Penny…
